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Pumpkin Prank

One year in a small town a cop and a friend decided to do a funny prank for Halloween. So they waited until this husband and wife who they knew very well went away on their trip. While they where gone the cop and his friend went around the town and asked everyone that had pumpkins left over from Halloween if they could have them. So they gathered up 100s of pumpkins and took them to the home of the couple that was away and spread them all over there yard. So there the pumpkins sat through snow fall, freezing temperatures. All the pumpkins became frozen to the ground.Well the couple came home from their trip and discovered the pumpkin patch, well the wife was fierce so angry over all this and the pumpkins still frozen into the ground she went out with a axe and started trying to chop them up. That's all I know of what happened all I can tell u it was so funny hearing it and yes this is a true story. The Halloween Prank!!

Ask- Her a very lucky kitty!!

Ask- Her yes this is her name LOL In 2001 my mom went to Belleville to get a printer and came back with a cat. You see there was a per store next to Staples, they had cats in cages that where from the Humane Society to find homes. She saw this one cat that was different than the rest a tortoiseshell and when she heard her cry she had to take her home. See with Ask-Her has a squeaky cry very cute she sounds like a kitten, my mom knew she was coming home with her.After making trip to the Humane Society to fill out paper work she found out that Ask-Hers last owner had died in the apartment and left her and her brother behind and the two cats had to fight to stay alive on there own for 2 weeks until they where saved. The Humane Society had no more info on Ask-Her they did not even know her age and when my mom asked what her name was they said ask her she thought to ask the cat her name after the lady working there explain that was the cats name. After Ask Her came home took weeks for anyone of us to see her and 8 years for her to jump into our laps and let us pet her, We all figure that someone use to hit her on the head cause every time u put your hand over her head she would duck poor girl. Well Well in 2008 Ask- her Started having messes in the house so my mom sent her to the vet to be put down. The vet found she had a tooth problem that was causes her pain so he cleaned her teeth she had a growth on one of them. Also has long as she was getting the  antibacterial needle she was fine. Well in 2011  she started loosing a lot of weight and looking really sick she's about 15 or so by this time. So I took her over to the vet to be put down we really felt she was dieing. the vet start of examining her no cancer he can feel and still willing to fight and still doesn't want her mouth opened so he gave her another needle and says its her teeth again and she will go for blood work and a cleaning again in a weeks time. So I said ok and me and her go home. That night we finally got Ask her to eat wet food and she gluped it right up. I am hoping the vet finds the bad tooth this time and does something for this cat. All I can say is she is one lucky cat she will always be my Squeaky the nickname I gave her after the first time i heard her meow what a sweet heart. Bless u Ask- Her!!! Thanks for reading!

The Miracle Cat

The Miracle Cat Andrea- Andrea was a stray no one wanted her like most animals theses days since people don't get them fixed and they keep on breeding, well this amazing cat was to be put down they gave her the needle to stop her heart, but she was still alive so they gased her and still had signs she was still alive so they gased her the second time. After that she figure she was dead so they put her into a plastic bag and put her in the freezer. After 45 mins a woman opened it to put a dog in and heard a meow from in side the freezer. believe it or not she was still alive. After all this they decided if this cat wants to live this badly than she should and have a good life. She now has a new life and a new home and is doing wonderful that is truly a Miracle cat!!!

An Ode to my Rubber duck!

Oh Rubber duck u poor rubber duck about 28 years old now and now u have a leak a big crack on your bum making u swim sideways. Rubber duck had a lot of use over the year being wraped in wraping paper with your baby ducks who where sent away for meat. You however went to swimming in the bath tube, to the water barrel to a pond with your new lovers the frogs. The frogs have learned that Rubber duck is a good way to travel around. Even with poor Rubber ducks sore bum she still loves to give rides even if she is being filled up with water. Oh ducky hopeful u can be saved and will have a new mate and lots of little baby ducks, For now keep giving frogs a free ride.

Calli my fat cat

My fat cat Calli is a huge girl who spends most of her time in the bathroom so when u r in there she will bug u lol. Calli does funny things though that will make u laugh like leave hats, gloves and a stuff rat around the house lately she has been pulling down the towels in the kitchen and lays on them. For a long time now we kept wondering why our clean dishes always had hair on it now we know lol. She seems to think all theses strange objects r her kittens and seems to think she has to mother it. Its really funny when u get up in the morning and see hats and gloves all over the house. My mom would pick them up and she go grab them right after and put them around again oh Calli u r a strange cat LOL