Life is way to short!

Really life is way to short u r born u live u die, but why do we die from mistakes like hospitals that r to help us get better, well that is how i lost my father its like living in a bad dream every day. If it wasn't for them messing up my dad would still be here to see me and my brother grow up get married and maybe some day have kids. It kills me everyday he is not here don't know if he is watching over us listening people say he is, but really I don't know since I have no sign he is. All I know is I have to go on with life make a good relationship with my mother which is getting every day since now she is my only parent left sadly! I am really afraid I am going to end up all alone with no one at all, but once again I have to stay strong and keep going on. Why pets help the funny things they do like take tea towels, socks and anything she can get a hold of, or a cat that just has to tease a dog cause she knows he can't get her, or a rubber duck that swims on its side cause it has to much water inside that is over 20 years old lol. Gotta have laugh we have to be funny and joke around. One of the guys I work with told me a story of a guy that thought fly fishing was u took a fly and hook it to a fish pole and let the fish jump and grab it or a woman that thought if u pluged your hair drier into a bush it would turn on LOL

Tv Blow up!!

When my parent moved into there first house in a small town after living on a farm I was only about four than they got this tv that had the door on the front that u would open to program the tv. Well as I got older in my teens it became mine for my bedroom it was a good old tv by than and it worked cause my mom and dad had their very own and so did my brother, Worked out well cause we would not fight about what shows to watch like  before when we only had the one. Well once the tv was near 16 years old its started having this problem with it where u would be watching a show and all of a sudden the volume on it would go really loud. I remember many times trying to watch it I would have to get up and whack it to make it stop would work for a bit than it would do it again got very annoying. So I traded my mom and dad tvs don't recall if I even told them about the volume problem probably didn't LOL. Well one day I found out from my mom that the tv I traded them blew up she said they where watch a show and all of a sudden the tv stop working and died. I thought this was really funny and glad it did not do it on my part the fact I traded tvs and the thing became so unhappy it killed it's self was so funny, they must of really bored it and it became depressed and said to it's self that's it I can't take this any more so it murder its self. hey u gotta have laughs in life and be happy its way to short to be down all the time.

Pumpkin Toss

Alright I have heard some strange stories that have happened on Halloween like egging houses and that black cats r bad like, well its nothing like the story I am about to tell u. On the news they where talking about this 64 year old man who was out walking with his wife in Oakmont. When suddenly he was face to face with a pumpkin hitting him right in the head, A group of teenagers had drove by and decided it would be fun to toss this pumpkin out of the car window knocking the man to the ground and cracking the pumpkin, what makes it worse was the pumpkin still had all it's  insides making the toss even more painful for this poor man,the man came out luck only very sore and may have a concussion he is a very lucky he is still alive, what is this world coming to theses day! there is a picture of the pumpkin that hit the man!

Find the arrow & spoon in this word!! LOL

Pumpkin Prank

One year in a small town a cop and a friend decided to do a funny prank for Halloween. So they waited until this husband and wife who they knew very well went away on their trip. While they where gone the cop and his friend went around the town and asked everyone that had pumpkins left over from Halloween if they could have them. So they gathered up 100s of pumpkins and took them to the home of the couple that was away and spread them all over there yard. So there the pumpkins sat through snow fall, freezing temperatures. All the pumpkins became frozen to the ground.Well the couple came home from their trip and discovered the pumpkin patch, well the wife was fierce so angry over all this and the pumpkins still frozen into the ground she went out with a axe and started trying to chop them up. That's all I know of what happened all I can tell u it was so funny hearing it and yes this is a true story. The Halloween Prank!!

Ask- Her a very lucky kitty!!

Ask- Her yes this is her name LOL In 2001 my mom went to Belleville to get a printer and came back with a cat. You see there was a per store next to Staples, they had cats in cages that where from the Humane Society to find homes. She saw this one cat that was different than the rest a tortoiseshell and when she heard her cry she had to take her home. See with Ask-Her has a squeaky cry very cute she sounds like a kitten, my mom knew she was coming home with her.After making trip to the Humane Society to fill out paper work she found out that Ask-Hers last owner had died in the apartment and left her and her brother behind and the two cats had to fight to stay alive on there own for 2 weeks until they where saved. The Humane Society had no more info on Ask-Her they did not even know her age and when my mom asked what her name was they said ask her she thought to ask the cat her name after the lady working there explain that was the cats name. After Ask Her came home took weeks for anyone of us to see her and 8 years for her to jump into our laps and let us pet her, We all figure that someone use to hit her on the head cause every time u put your hand over her head she would duck poor girl. Well Well in 2008 Ask- her Started having messes in the house so my mom sent her to the vet to be put down. The vet found she had a tooth problem that was causes her pain so he cleaned her teeth she had a growth on one of them. Also has long as she was getting the  antibacterial needle she was fine. Well in 2011  she started loosing a lot of weight and looking really sick she's about 15 or so by this time. So I took her over to the vet to be put down we really felt she was dieing. the vet start of examining her no cancer he can feel and still willing to fight and still doesn't want her mouth opened so he gave her another needle and says its her teeth again and she will go for blood work and a cleaning again in a weeks time. So I said ok and me and her go home. That night we finally got Ask her to eat wet food and she gluped it right up. I am hoping the vet finds the bad tooth this time and does something for this cat. All I can say is she is one lucky cat she will always be my Squeaky the nickname I gave her after the first time i heard her meow what a sweet heart. Bless u Ask- Her!!! Thanks for reading!