Life is way to short!

Really life is way to short u r born u live u die, but why do we die from mistakes like hospitals that r to help us get better, well that is how i lost my father its like living in a bad dream every day. If it wasn't for them messing up my dad would still be here to see me and my brother grow up get married and maybe some day have kids. It kills me everyday he is not here don't know if he is watching over us listening people say he is, but really I don't know since I have no sign he is. All I know is I have to go on with life make a good relationship with my mother which is getting every day since now she is my only parent left sadly! I am really afraid I am going to end up all alone with no one at all, but once again I have to stay strong and keep going on. Why pets help the funny things they do like take tea towels, socks and anything she can get a hold of, or a cat that just has to tease a dog cause she knows he can't get her, or a rubber duck that swims on its side cause it has to much water inside that is over 20 years old lol. Gotta have laugh we have to be funny and joke around. One of the guys I work with told me a story of a guy that thought fly fishing was u took a fly and hook it to a fish pole and let the fish jump and grab it or a woman that thought if u pluged your hair drier into a bush it would turn on LOL

Tv Blow up!!

When my parent moved into there first house in a small town after living on a farm I was only about four than they got this tv that had the door on the front that u would open to program the tv. Well as I got older in my teens it became mine for my bedroom it was a good old tv by than and it worked cause my mom and dad had their very own and so did my brother, Worked out well cause we would not fight about what shows to watch like  before when we only had the one. Well once the tv was near 16 years old its started having this problem with it where u would be watching a show and all of a sudden the volume on it would go really loud. I remember many times trying to watch it I would have to get up and whack it to make it stop would work for a bit than it would do it again got very annoying. So I traded my mom and dad tvs don't recall if I even told them about the volume problem probably didn't LOL. Well one day I found out from my mom that the tv I traded them blew up she said they where watch a show and all of a sudden the tv stop working and died. I thought this was really funny and glad it did not do it on my part the fact I traded tvs and the thing became so unhappy it killed it's self was so funny, they must of really bored it and it became depressed and said to it's self that's it I can't take this any more so it murder its self. hey u gotta have laughs in life and be happy its way to short to be down all the time.

Pumpkin Toss

Alright I have heard some strange stories that have happened on Halloween like egging houses and that black cats r bad like, well its nothing like the story I am about to tell u. On the news they where talking about this 64 year old man who was out walking with his wife in Oakmont. When suddenly he was face to face with a pumpkin hitting him right in the head, A group of teenagers had drove by and decided it would be fun to toss this pumpkin out of the car window knocking the man to the ground and cracking the pumpkin, what makes it worse was the pumpkin still had all it's  insides making the toss even more painful for this poor man,the man came out luck only very sore and may have a concussion he is a very lucky he is still alive, what is this world coming to theses day! there is a picture of the pumpkin that hit the man!

Find the arrow & spoon in this word!! LOL

Pumpkin Prank

One year in a small town a cop and a friend decided to do a funny prank for Halloween. So they waited until this husband and wife who they knew very well went away on their trip. While they where gone the cop and his friend went around the town and asked everyone that had pumpkins left over from Halloween if they could have them. So they gathered up 100s of pumpkins and took them to the home of the couple that was away and spread them all over there yard. So there the pumpkins sat through snow fall, freezing temperatures. All the pumpkins became frozen to the ground.Well the couple came home from their trip and discovered the pumpkin patch, well the wife was fierce so angry over all this and the pumpkins still frozen into the ground she went out with a axe and started trying to chop them up. That's all I know of what happened all I can tell u it was so funny hearing it and yes this is a true story. The Halloween Prank!!