Shark falls from sky lands on golf course

In California golfers got a huge shock when a 2 foot long Leopard shark fell from the sky and landed on the green. People say a bird had carried it 4 miles from sea and ended up dropping it, onto the green, this lucky shark was still alive and people grab it and took it back to sea where he returned to his home. Don't hear of things like this happening every day, thought it was made up when I heard about it, but its not all true.

Sheep Rocks

In Belleville Ontario who is a creative artist I am surprise you don't hear about about his neat art on his front lawn. He took a bunch of boring big rocks and bolted metal heads to each rock to make them look like sheep. Every Christmas to they put red bows around the rocks necks!, every since my mom has seen them she has always wanted one made to. It always neat and fun taking boring normal things and turning them into art and people go wow I want one of them!! :) Always great to see this for sure.

Help the turtle's from ending up road kill!!

Every year some many turtles get killed on the road some people do not see them & other people don't care and think it's a game or something. Theses small creatures only want to get to the other side to lay there eggs, We need to learn to be more respectful of them, and help them out like go around them or take them across where they r heading. Like the cop the other day she put on her lights and took one to the other side of the road if only more would do that, I am sick of seeing them flatten on the roadway it is soo sad. Today I saved one as well she was crossing the road so I put her in my car to take her home for our pond she can lay her eggs there and be away from roads and live her happy life in the wild with no more danger, she even got to ride shot gun in my car LOL & has loads to eat and be a happy go lucky turtle name Tilly :)

Miracle Fish

Tonight May 3, 2012 I was out by our small pond I heard a splash and thought to myself no its a frog that has come out after the winter, anyways around 7 when I was out side again I heard it again so decided to go looking for this thing. After many tries with the pond net I pulled it out of the water and was totally shock!!! Here in the net was a good size health goldfish, how it made it through all the cold nights I will never know consider the small pond freezes completely from top to bottom. Now he lives in my tank to be a happy fish and I called him Craig I feel in away my dad kept this fish alive a true Miracle indeed! :)

Hayley Okines Amazing person!!

Hayley Okines is a wonderful and full of life she is 12 year old and fighting a disease called  Progeria which makes her in a 90 year old body. Both her and her family have never gave up and kept fighting for her life most kids with this disease never make it over the age of 13, but not Hayley she is still fighting and even has a book out :) God bless this wonderful child and soul she is amazing and so sweet and full of life!! Hayley, of Bexhill, East Sussex, turned 14 in December and is among 89 children in 32 countries living with progeria. Hayley even got to meet Justin bieber, she has never let her disease bring her down or stop her from a happy life god bless this child she deserve a medal how I see it!! :)

Your Duck is Dead

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary   surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and  listened to the bird's chest.    After a moment or two, the vet  shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles,  has passed away."    The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"   "Yes, I am sure.  Your duck is dead," replied the  vet..    "How can you be so sure?"  she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on  him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."    The vet rolled his eyes,  turned around and left the  room. He returned a few minutes later with a  black Labrador  Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on  his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed  the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad  eyes and shook his head.    The vet patted the dog on the head and took  it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The  cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to  foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly  and strolled out of the room.    The vet looked at the woman  and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most  definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."    The vet turned to his  computer terminal, hit a few keys  and produced a bill, which he handed  to the woman..  The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.  "$150!" she cried,  "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"   The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry.  If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but  with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."       You  know the drill  ... if you're smiling, you must pass it on, give someone else a smile too!  Share the laughter ....

Happy Hay Ride!

Happy Hay Ride

Let's go injoy the happy hay going on a happy hay ride. Its just the thing to brighten our day. Going on a happy hay ride. We will get so bucking stoned we wont ever want to go home, home from our happy hay ride.
We will roost mashmallows and hotdogs, going on a happy hay ride. we will get the muches and eat like hogs going on a happy hay ride. We will laugh and laugh and laugh, giggling for a hour a half lets go on a happy hay ride. We will sleep until we see the sun going on a happy hay ride. Tomorrow night we will have another one another happy hay ride and that`s the song...... Smoke it up....;;

Happy Gilmore

Virginia: What's this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
Happy Gilmore: What? I didn't *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.

Happy Gilmore: [voice over narration] During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

Happy Gilmore: Looks like a slight hill. Whaddya think?
Otto: And a slant to the left.
Happy Gilmore: Nah, it looks that way cause you've only got one shoe on.

Grandma: How's that nice girlfriend of yours?
Happy Gilmore: Oh, she got hit by a car. She's dead.

Happy Gilmore: [to Virginia] Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

Happy Gilmore: [to Bob Barker] The price is wrong, bitch.

Happy Gilmore: I'll make you a bet.
Virginia: Do you always carry a puck with you?
Happy Gilmore: Yeah. Alright, now, if you get that puck in that net over there, I'll never bother you again. But if you miss, you got to give me a big fat kiss. And you have to pretend you like it too.
Virginia: Really?
Happy Gilmore: Good luck.
[Virginia shoots puck and scores]
Happy Gilmore: Holy shit. Talk about your all time backfires.

Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?

Chubbs: Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah? What happened?
Chubbs: They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.
Happy Gilmore: Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black?
Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off!
[Shows Happy his wooden hand]
Happy Gilmore: OH MY GOD!
Chubbs: Yeah. tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of that bastard's eyes out though. Look at that.
[Shows Happy a small glass jar with an eyeball in it]
Happy Gilmore: You're pretty sick, Chubbs.

Happy Gilmore: [a limo passes by] Whoa, must be Burt Reynolds or somethin'.

[in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. Soon after, the ball bounces on a green and rolls into a hole. The crowd goes wild]
Happy Gilmore: [shouts] He shoots, he scores!
[Happy turns to Chubbs]
Happy Gilmore: Oh, man. That was so much easier than putting. I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time.
Chubbs: Good plan.
[Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. The two of them walk away]
Virginia: [to Shooter] Did you see that?
Shooter McGavin: Yes. Nice shot.
Virginia: He just got a Hole-in-One on a *par four*!
Shooter McGavin: I know. I just said I saw it.
Virginia: [laughs] Oh, I hope he *wins*. He's a publicist's *dream*. I mean, a guy who could drive the ball *that* far - oh, he could *really* draw a crowd.
[Virginia walks away smiling]
Shooter McGavin: [under his breath] You know what *else* could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass.
[Shooter follows Virginia scowling]

Happy Gilmore: [to Chubbs about Shooter] Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

Happy Gilmore: I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!
Shooter McGavin: Well, I'd like to see you try.
Happy Gilmore: [Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half] Let's do it, then!
Shooter McGavin: I meant on a golf course!
Virginia: Hey! What's going on here, huh?
Happy Gilmore: Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too.
Virginia: Why don't you just put it down?
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, I know.

Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!

Chubbs: It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.
Happy Gilmore: Get off of me!
Chubbs: Just easin' the tension, baby. Just easin' the tension!
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, well ease it on someone else.

Terry: All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good.
Happy Gilmore: I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK.

Happy Gilmore: [to his golf ball] You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!

Crazy Old Lady: Mister! Mister! Get me outta here!
Happy Gilmore: Here, eat that and leave us alone!

Happy Gilmore: [to Shooter] Happy learned how to putt! Uh-oh!

Happy Gilmore: Where are you going with those clubs, punk?
[pushes young caddy to the ground]
Happy's Waterbury Caddy: Mr. Gilmore, I'm your caddy!
Happy Gilmore: Oh, I'm sorry about that. Let me carry these, alright, they were my grandfather's, they're pretty old.
Happy's Waterbury Caddy: Well, what should I do then?
Happy Gilmore: I don't know. Why don't you just watch me, and make sure I don't do anything stupid. Okay?
Starter #1: Mr. Gilmore, Mr. Lafferty will be teeing off now.
Happy Gilmore: Alright, good luck, buddy.
Happy's Waterbury Caddy: Get out the way.
[crowd laughs]
Happy Gilmore: [to caddy] Where were you on that one, dipshit?

Chubbs: Golf's no different from Hockey. It requires talent and self discipline.
Happy Gilmore: Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. Probably a great golfer... huge ass.
Chubbs: Hey, I'll bet your neighbor the accountant can't drive the ball four hundred yards. I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour!
Happy Gilmore: And how would I do that?
Chubbs: You win the Open tomorrow, and you're automatically on the Pro Tour. Then who knows? Maybe you'll win the Tour Championship one day. Get that gold jacket that I never got.
Happy Gilmore: Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?

Happy Gilmore: That's my puck, baby, don't you ever touch my puck.

[Shooter has just purchased Happy's Grandmothers house]
Happy Gilmore: What the hell is the matter with you?
Shooter McGavin: Well, Real Estate is a hobby of mine...
[Happy goes to hit McGavin]
Shooter McGavin: Ah ah. You lay another finger on me, I burn the house down and piss on the ashes.

Virginia: What the hell is going on here
Happy Gilmore: Erm... I was just looking for the other half of this bottle. Oh. There's some... and some more.

Happy Gilmore: [to the clown hole at the mini-golf course after it spits out his ball] You're gonna die, clown!
[breaks its nose off with his golf club]

[an alligator eats Happy's ball]
Happy Gilmore: That Son of a Bitch. Give me my ball, come on, pop it up, you dirty bastard. I swear I'm gonna... give the ball, alligator. Hey, you've got one eye, Chubbs. You took his hand.

Happy Gilmore: [to Chubbs] I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.

Donald: Hey Gilmore, you suck ya jackass.
Happy Gilmore: Why don't you shut the hell up.

[during a fight with Bob Barker]
Happy Gilmore: Now you're gonna get it Bobby.

Announcer: We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead last.
Bob Barker: I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.
Happy Gilmore: You better relax, Bob.
Bob Barker: There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf.
Happy Gilmore: All right, let's go.
[Happy punches Bob in the face. Bob grunts as he stumbles to the ground]

Happy Gilmore: [after punching Bob Barker to the ground] You like THAT old man? You want a piece of ME?
Bob Barker: [shakes his head as he get up from the ground] I don't want a PIECE of you... I want the whole THING!
[Bob punches Happy in the stomach once then punches him in the face ten times. His tenth blow causes happy to fall into a small pond]

Mover: I'll tell you what, you hit a ball past my ball, and we'll go straight back to work so you can watch your precious hockey game.
Happy Gilmore: Give me the stupid club.
[approaches the ball on the tee]
Happy Gilmore: [judging the club] Look at this stupid thing.
Mover: This is going to be hilarious. I mean, look how he's standing.
Happy Gilmore: [sarcastically] Yeah you like that?
[Happy hits the ball, hits the window to the house at the end of the street]
Mover: Holy shit.
Happy Gilmore: Go back to work.
Mover: That house is like four hundred yards away.
Happy Gilmore: Is that good?
Mover: That's unbelieveable.
Mover: Beginner's luck. Twenty bucks says you can't do it again.
Happy Gilmore: Bring it on.
[Happy hits the ball in the same direction]
Distant neighbor: You boys are going to pay for that. Ow.
Mover: You hit that guy.
Happy Gilmore: He shouldn't have been standing there.
Mover: One more time, double or nothing.
Happy Gilmore: You better pay up.
[Happy hits the ball, ball hits a woman on the roof of the same house, falls off]
Happy Gilmore: Oops. All right, maybe we should get back inside.

[to Bob Barker after Donald insults Happy]
Happy Gilmore: I'd love to punch that guy in the face right now. But I can't, you know, because I'd get in trouble. I bet you get a lot of that on "Let's Make A Deal."
Bob Barker: It's "The Price Is Right," Happy.
Happy Gilmore: [grimaces in embarrassment] Oh, yeah. Sorry.
Bob Barker: It happens. Let's play some golf.
Happy Gilmore: Okay.

Virginia: [stopping Happy from fighting Shooter] Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! You want to beat him? Beat him on the course.
Happy Gilmore: That's right, I'm gonna beat your ass on the course!
Shooter McGavin: Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.
Lee Trevino: Grizzly Adams *did* have a beard.

Happy Gilmore: [after missing a slap shot by far] Dammit! Is that goal regulation size or what? Sheesh!

Happy Gilmore: [to Shooter after hitting a longer drive] Somebody's closer!

Virginia: [Happy has just been hit by a car] Happy! Happy are you okay?
Happy Gilmore: [groaning] Volkswagen!
Donald: [out of the window, driving the car] Jackass!

[after Happy finally sinks his putt after 7 tries]
Guy on Green: It's about time!
Happy Gilmore: Yeah it is about time. I mean I just couldn't get the ball in the hole. I *wanted* to but I just couldn't do it.
[Happy rips off the guys shirt, and punches him in the stomach]

Happy Gilmore: That guy's driving me crazy.
Bob Barker: You know what's driving me crazy? You not getting the ball in the hole!
Happy Gilmore: Don't push me, Bob. Now's not the time!

Virginia: I thought we were going to be just friends.
Happy Gilmore: What? Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark.

[Happy sinks an amazing putt]
Happy Gilmore: [to Shooter] Did that go in? I wasn't watching, did it go in? I didn't see it, could you tell me if it went in?

Happy Gilmore: You know that alligator that got your hand? Well I got his HEAD!

[first lines]
[opening narration voice over]
Happy Gilmore: My name is Happy Gilmore. Ever since I was old enough to skate, I loved hockey. I wasn't really the greatest skater though. But that didn't stop my dad from teaching me the secret of smacking his greatest slap shot.
[Young Happy, hits a hard plastic ball into his father's forehead]

Doctor: Well, You're a little banged up but no serious injury's. Just keep off your feet for a few days.
Happy Gilmore: To Hell with that, I gotta finish up.
Doctor: Fine! Do whatever you like. What would I know, I'm just a Doctor.

Gary Potter: Harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. It's like a carousel. You put the quarter in, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and around. Circular, circle. Feel it. Go with the flow.
Happy Gilmore: Psycho.

Happy Gilmore: [to Shooter] It ain't over, McGavin. The way I see it... we've only just begun.

Happy Gilmore: [speaking to shooter after making his first drive of the championship] Do you know what the pathetic thing is? You have been doing this your whole life.

[a TV is broadcasting Happy's tirade on the golf course]
Happy Gilmore: Piece of monkey shit!

Grandma: Who are you waving at, Happy?
Happy Gilmore: Nobody, Grandma. Let's go home.

Bob Barker: How you doing, Happy? I'm Bob Barker.
Happy Gilmore: What an honor. How nice to meet you.
Bob Barker: Looks like you and I are going to be playing together today.

Happy Gilmore: [to Chubbs] A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football?
Chubbs: My Momma wouldn't sign the permission slip. Said it might be a little too dangerous.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, good call.

Happy Gilmore: [to himself] Oh, God, that hurt a little, but I'm alright.

Happy Gilmore: [to the golfers] Step right up, folks. See if you can out drive the amazing Golf Ball, uh, Whacker Guy!

Happy Gilmore: [to Grandma] I'm telling you this place is perfect, you're gonna make friends in no time.

Happy Gilmore: But she's an old lady. I mean, look at her. She's old. You can't just take her stuff. She's too old.
IRS Agent: I'm sorry, I have no discretion. Her stuff is now our stuff.

Crazy Old Lady: [after the air conditioner falls out the window and on an old lady] Mista, mista! Get this off of me!
[yells]
Crazy Old Lady: Mista!
Happy Gilmore: Hang on, I'll be right down there!
Happy Gilmore: [turns to Grandma] Hey, you know that 'Mista Mista Lady'... I think I just killed her!

Happy Gilmore: [Having a bad day of golfing due to a member of the crowd] That guy's driving me *crazy*!
Bob Barker: You know what's driving *me* crazy? You, not getting the ball in the hole.
Happy Gilmore: Don't push me, Bob! Now's not the time.
[Happy hits the ball, which hits a man standing on a boat, who then falls into the water]
Bob Barker: This guy sucks!
Announcer: We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play *this* badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead-last.
Bob Barker: I can't *believe* you're a professional golfer! I think you should be working at the snack bar.
Happy Gilmore: [Angrily, with teeth clenched] You better relax, Bob.
Bob Barker: There is *no* way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf!
Happy Gilmore: Alright, let's go!
[Happy throws down his club and punches Bob in the face, who falls to the ground]
Happy Gilmore: You like that, old man? You want a piece of me?
Bob Barker: [Shaking his head as he gets up] I don't want a *piece* of you, I want the *whole thing*!
[Punches Happy in the gut, then proceeds to punch him in the face ten times, sending Happy falling into a pond]
Happy Gilmore: [Happy gets out] Now you're gonna get it, Bobby!
[Happy grabs his club and swings at Bob, who blocks, punches Happy in the face, then throws him to the ground. Happy tackles Bob, resulting in both of them rolling down a hill. At the bottom, Happy headbutts Bob]
Happy Gilmore: The price is *wrong*, bitch!
Bob Barker: [Bob grabs Happy's throat, opens his eyes with a menacing look, stands up, punches Happy in the gut twice, and once in the face before Happy falls down again] I think you've had enough.
[Starts to walk away, but notices Happy start to stand up again]
Bob Barker: No?
[Kicks Happy in the face]
Bob Barker: *Now* you've had enough... bitch.

Chubbs: What are you doing?
Happy Gilmore: 364 days until next year's hockey tryouts, I have to toughen up.

Chubbs: Thanks for dressing up.
Happy Gilmore: If saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

Happy Gilmore: [after seeing a limousine] Whoa, must be Burt Reynolds or something.

Happy Gilmore: This is a biggie, time's ticking. I gotta make some money. What do you think? Slightly downhill?
Otto: And slanting left.
Happy Gilmore: No, it only seems that way because you have only one shoe on.

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Puppy stuck in drain pipe!!

The Michigan Humane Society says "Piper," as they are affectionately calling him, is alive and well after spending more than 12 hours stuck in a drainage pipe on Detroit's west side.

The puppy's owner called a rescue hotline Thursday morning several hours after the 4-week-old puggle-dachshund mix disappeared into an uncovered pipe in the basement of the family's home on the 17000 block of Pembroke.

Kevin Hatman, a spokesman for the Michigan Humane Society, says the rescue team spent several hours trying to free the puppy from the basement before realizing he had traveled more than a dozen feet down the pipe and was likely outside the home.

Working with Michigan Anti-Cruelty Society, along with local plumbing and excavation companies, the crew was able to dig a hole outside the home, use a stethoscope to find the puppy's heartbeat through the pipe and cut him free Thursday evening.

Remarkably, "Piper" survived the ordeal without significant injury.

"Obviously when a puppy is stuck in a drain pipe like this for such a long time and at such a young age, it's just really, really gratifying that when they come out they're none to worse for fear," Hatman told MLive.com. "He was just a little cold and a little hungry."

Because of the puppy's young age, he was quickly reunited with his mother for a feeding and is now back with his owners.

OUT ON A LIMB QUOTES

Note the two Jim's r inbred and always drunk and very stupid, but the make they movie very funny and fun! LOL

"I need a beer."

Hands him open can of beer that is on the seat beside him.
"Here you go."

"We play the guitar. We got a tape. Would you like to hear us?"
Puts tape in cassette player. Plucking of guitar string for a few seconds.
"Would you like a beer?"
"Sure. This the last one?"
"Yup."
"We come back on in about twenty minutes."

"Jose needs a drink bad. You wanna kill him or something?"

"Jim? Jim?"
"Jim? Jim?"
"Jim? Is that you or is that me?"

"We gotta spend another night in here?"

"We don't never go no place we ain't already been. That way we don't get lost."
"Well, except sometimes."
"Yeah, sometimes."

Do u know where i can get some clothes? says Bill  Jim's why? cause I am not wearing any! say's Bill The Jim's laugh well when i need some i just borrow a pair of Jim's here. Well there is always field clothes Say's one of the Jim's (field clothes?) says Bill! this is the season they come out! Say's one of the Jim's

Eight year old Barrel racer with only one arm!!

Austyn Peacock has been riding horses for a few years, but she's already become one of the top barrel racers in the world and she does it all with just one arm just about everyday, you'll find eight year old Austyn Peacock riding her horse.

"It's just really fun to go fast because then you know that you're going to get a fast time," said Austyn.

Holding on to a horse at a full gallop is no easy matter, but for Austyn it's a piece of cake.

"I ride so fast, I don't even think about it. When I switch (my arm), I switch and then I get into it and I don't even think about it," said Austyn.

Austyn and her horse Bandit have built a very close relationship riding in rodeos all over the country.

"He's my very best friend. He's always good to me and he tries to work for me in barrels and poles," said Austyn.

"She really really rides and that makes us proud. She rides like her momma," said Austyn's mother Chastity.

Chastity is a former barrel racer herself and when Austyn was born six weeks premature, just under four pounds and without half her left arm, Chastity knew she had a fighter. A fighter that would learn one important lesson to defeat the odds.

"We use the I can't policy. we don't say I can't. You have to do it, you have to figure out a way to do it," said Chastity.

"Author Bethany Hamilton, when her dad tells her you've got to take it easy, she says I don't do easy, I just need possible and that's my saying too. It really helps me concentrate because then I know what I can do," said Austyn.

"She is amazing, she inspires us," said Chastity.

In a matter of months, Austyn won her first buckle and just last year, she was ranked fifth in the world in her age group.

"It's awesome because I get to see new sights that I've never seen before," said Austyn.

During a trip to Colorado for the Little Britches Rodeo, Austyn was approached by a casting director who opened up a whole new door.

"He actually asked me to be in the music video and I was shocked,' said Austyn.

Austyn was cast in a music video for Speed The Band.

"We had lots of fun with it but also it was for rodeo. He wanted to inspire kids to rodeo," said Austyn.

And when it comes to either riding in the rodeo or becoming an actor, Austyn is very clear in what direction she plans to go.

"Yes, sir. When I grow up I'm going to try to go the NFR and I'm going to pro-rodeo," she said with a smile.

It's been said that to ride a horse is to ride the sky. Well there's not

Cell Phone Disease

Wow Cell phone disease is sure making it's way around the world so many people have got this already and once u get it there is no cure for this so if u get it you will be stuck for ever. This disease will change your life for ever like instead of u talking to your friend from across the table u will now text them. You will no longer need a land line and even while driving your will need to use the cell. As this disease gets worse you will start dreaming about cells and will have to keep upgrading to the bigger and better one no matter how much it cost. Remember to take protection when around runs that already have this u might need to wear a bubble around u. So this world will be destroyed by this disease and no one will know how to talk to anyone face to face again. Make sure u get your vaccine before u to get infected.

Patches the Horse!

Patches the horse passed away on September 1, 2006, at the age of 24-1/2. He died where he was born, on a Northern Florida ranch owned by Herbert Thompson and his family.

Mr. Thompson had trained Patches to not only ride in the car, but waterski, play the drums, count, and do other tricks. He said that Patches liked to learn things and was highly intelligent, which I'm sure was true. When I spoke with Mr. Thompson a little over a year before Patches' death, he didn't once mention his own skill at training--in his opinion, the project was all about Patches' talent. I would say both of them showed a lot of talent.

Just in case you were wondering, Patches WAS spotted in his youth, which is why he was named Patches.

The good news is this: before Patches died, he sired a son whom the Thompsons named Chip (I am guessing they were hoping for a chip off the old block). Chip's training is coming along nicely and as of December 14, he had been in 11 parades, winning his first trophy November 6, 2006. I am waiting for a new interview so I can find out Chip's birthday and what color he is.

The Thompsons want everyone to know they appreciated all the emails they received after Patches' death and will keep his fans posted as to Chip's progress. And if you want to see Chip for yourself, keep an eye open for events involving parades in the Northern Florida area!

Nothing should stop you from what you Love!!!

To say that Bettina Eistel is an accomplished dressage horse competitor with a disability is a huge understatement. With 2 silver and a bronze medal at the Vice-Europe in Portugal, 3 silver medals at the Vice World Champion in Belgium, 2 silver and 1 bronze medal at the 2004 Paralympics in Athens, 3 German Championships, and a bronze and silver medal in Hong Kong at the 2008 Paralympics, Eistel has quite the resume for any rider, let alone one with no arms.

Eistel was born with the birth defect when her mother was given Thalidomide, commonly given to pregnant mothers until it was later learned the drug was responsible for birth defects. Having no arms from birth, Eistel learned to do everyday tasks such as eating, drinking, putting on make-up, etc with her feet and toes.  As a child, Eistel was enrolled in horseback riding lessons and taught herself the balance required to ride a horse as well as how to saddle, bridle, wash, and brush her horse with her feet.

Competing in horse dressage; a sport that features competitive horse training whose fundamental purpose is to develop, through standardized progressive training methods, a horse’s natural athletic ability and willingness to perform, thereby maximizing its potential as a riding horse, Eistel taught her horse to respond to a combination of voice commands, leg aides and head movements. Riding with boots that have cut outs for her toes, Eistel rides Fabuleax 5 (her horse) with two sets of reigns; one in her mouth and one in her toes.



Eistel hasn’t stopped with being a top of line horse dressage athlete. After high school, she completed college and went to work as a graduate psychologist in Hamburg, Germany. To add to her long list of accomplishments, her upbeat optimistic attitude landed her a job as a popular TV Talk Show Host with a weekly show.

Horseback customer turned away at tim horton's drive Thur!

Mr Corman a horse trainer in Alberta often was found taking his horses through towns to get them use to traffic, this one day on a Saturday he decided to go to Tim Horton's drive thur after ordering a double double he his service was denied and told to leave. He was told that only cars are aloud through drive though not people on feet, bikes and even horse which r not aloud through town even though many other people have done it in theses towns. Once this story was sent all over the news and people got a hold of this there was a lot of unhappy people who did not agree with this. So the manger apologized to Mr Corman, and he was able to ride his horse Elmo through the drive thur and he finally was able to get his double double. He must of been a huge Tim Horton's fan LOL never catch me in that drive thur haha!!

Tiny the fat cat!!

Tiny is a 30 pound cat that was put in a duct tape box with a normal size cat and left out side of an animal shelter in Fredericton. He is now with a foster until he finds a new home, he is now playing with laser lights, toy fishing poles and bring dead moles to his foster. The shelter has Tiny on a weight loss program to raise funds for the shelter. So far he has only lost 3 pound and that was due to stress from being dumped off in a strange place. I think to myself want kind of person would of did this to this lovely wonderful creature, but the world is full of some heartless people who just do not care. Well I hope Tiny finds himself a really good home and does lose some weight like really I thought my cats where fat they sure do not compare to him. Good Luck Tiny!!